Awesome Childhood Sayings, R.I.P.

I mourn the recent loss of these (and so many other) charming misstatements:

Out of balance (out of bounds)
Grabity (as Caleb once explained, "because it grabs you and pulls you to earth")
Annoring (it annoys me when you ignore me)
Drool (as in, "I challenge you to a drool")
The whole white world
Crappin' Crunch-berries

Cairo Wind Down Begins

Seven weeks to go in Cairo. About 104 fewer than anticipated. Thus, we rush to catch all the sites we thought we'd have plenty of time to see. Today's trek was to Sakara and Dashur pyramids, which were cooler than the Giza pyramids despite lesser reputations.

5,000 year old columns. Oldest in the world.

Katie as Egyptian goddess

Descending about 100 meters into the tomb.

Inside the pyramid.

Piazza Venezia and Coliseum (also selfie bonanza)

Piazza Venezia

Fora Romana and Palatino

Colossal selfie

Getting silly at the Coliseum

Pointing out the famous ancient electrical wiring of the coliseum. How'd they do it?

And the ancient bird poo.

Ancient air vents

Attractive multi-lingual signage from the ancients.

Spring Break: Pantheon and Spanish Steps (In Which I Embrace the Selfie)

A family selfie inside the Pantheon.

Giving photography advice at the base of the Spanish Steps

And a selfie from the top of said steps

Spring Break: Vatican and Gladiator School

Spring Break: Rome (Day 2)

First, Rome is an awesome city for a morning site seeing run. Vatican, Piazza Venezia, Coliseum. Great run. On the downside, after almost a month off from running, I didn't stretch first and then ran double my usual distance on account of getting a little lost. So my knees were killing me and making me grumpy for the rest of the day.

Our apartment is about a 25-30 minute walk (kid pace) from the action. Half way into our walk, Katie had to go back for all the things the kids realized they needed. So the kids and I trekked on and then waited for her at the bus stop. Once Katie rejoined us, I had to go up the hill and around the corner to get more cash (bus passes are a cash only purchase). Walking back down the hill, I saw our bus coming, so I ran, at great expense to my aching knees. I made it in time and then realized I was chasing the wrong bus. We waited another 30 minutes for the right bus, getting grumpier by the minute.

Once on the right bus and at our target destination, catacombs, we discovered the catacombs are closed on Sundays. Luckily, the afternoon was saved by a charming park/restaurant (pictured below). We continued the bus tour, which was awesome, had more gelato, which was awesome, stopped at the cinema for Captain America: Winter Soldier, which was awesome.

Overall, a great day. Gladiator School tomorrow.

See how Caleb was totally loving the walking tour?

Kids playing on see-saw at our favorite restaurant so far in Rome.

And some at-the-table hide-and-seek.

If you're dishonest, it bites off your hand. All hands survived.

Fontana di Trevi. We tossed in coins to ensure we would someday return to Rome.

Spring Break: Rome (Day 1)

We arrived late (ish) last night, settled in to our Airbnb apartment, shown below (I just became a huge fan of airbnb, by the way) and then made our first priority stop for gelato. Today we just walked around a bit, getting oriented.

Maddie and Katie have already declared their desire to remain here indefinitely. While Caleb and Henry decided to spend much of their day at the park and playing Pokemon, the girls went out for lunch and shopping.

View from our apartment window.

And street view.

Playing at the Circo Massimo.

More Circo Massimo.

The gladiator charged us $15 for the photo op. So that was stupid.

And one gladiator fell asleep.