Caleb Wins Monopoly

This post is dictated by Caleb, typed by Tim.

Caleb always wins Monopoly. Here's how.

1. Do anything you can to get the railroads.
2. If another player is about to get a monopoly, or close to getting a monopoly, get the land they really need and make a trade to get the railroads.
3. Always hide your expression.
4. There is no step four.
5. There is no step five without step four.
6. Get your mom on your side to thwart dad's trading efforts.