Hairy Men Used To Be Cool

Now I'm supposed to wax my chest? My commitment to fashion goes only so far. I'm bringing back the Chuck Norris Lone Wolf McQuade look.

That does force me to reconsider my Chuck Norris/Katie analogy. My psyche can't handle it. Nope. That's a bad analogy.

If Selene from Underworld gave up killing Lycans in favor of raising three kids, she'd try to be like Katie.

That's better. She is almost as pretty as my wife.